A Recipe:
For a Good Time
INGREDIENTS :
INGREDIENTS :
3 Condoms



It's important to start with three. This ensures that
if one breaks there is a backup and a third just
in case you want to go for round two.
1 Bottle of Lubrication

Make sure that you have plenty on hand. No
need in starting to fuck and before you know
it the bottle is empty and their assholes are bone dry
1 Erect Penis

*Note to Myspace. These are massagers. Not actual penises. They are only being used for demonstration purposes.
Or 3
(if you are feeling extrememly horny)

Make sure that the penis is large enough to fit your fuck hole. If it is to small you may not feel intense pleasure and will be waisitng your time. So please make sure you find a big dick, or have a tight hole.
And last but DEFINETLEY not least.
YOUR Rectum

It's important to start with three. This ensures that
if one breaks there is a backup and a third just
in case you want to go for round two.
1 Bottle of Lubrication
Make sure that you have plenty on hand. No
need in starting to fuck and before you know
it the bottle is empty and their assholes are bone dry
1 Erect Penis

*Note to Myspace. These are massagers. Not actual penises. They are only being used for demonstration purposes.
Or 3
(if you are feeling extrememly horny)
Make sure that the penis is large enough to fit your fuck hole. If it is to small you may not feel intense pleasure and will be waisitng your time. So please make sure you find a big dick, or have a tight hole.
And last but DEFINETLEY not least.
YOUR Rectum
Yes, this recipe calls for your hole.


If you liked the blog -- please make sure you follow me and of course push the share button at the top!! =)Once you have all your items together, you will be ready to start.
Step 1 - Blow, Stroke, or beat -- the fuck out of the cock/cocks til they are good and firm.
Step 2 - Remove comdom/condoms from wrappers and place over the dick/dicks.
Step 3- Put Lube on the condom and slap some on the outter shell of the rectum. Putting some on your finger and shoving it in your man pussy is helpful also.
Step 4 - Lay back and spread your legs as wide as possible.
Step 5 - Insert their cock into the poophole.
Step 6 - POUND THAT HOLE.
Step 1 - Blow, Stroke, or beat -- the fuck out of the cock/cocks til they are good and firm.
Step 2 - Remove comdom/condoms from wrappers and place over the dick/dicks.
Step 3- Put Lube on the condom and slap some on the outter shell of the rectum. Putting some on your finger and shoving it in your man pussy is helpful also.
Step 4 - Lay back and spread your legs as wide as possible.
Step 5 - Insert their cock into the poophole.
Step 6 - POUND THAT HOLE.
Step 6 1/2 HARDER HARDER HARDER
Step 7 - CUM.
Step 8 - Repeat if desired.
And there you have it. A very simple reciepe for a good time.
Alright everyone.. .
Step 7 - CUM.
Step 8 - Repeat if desired.
And there you have it. A very simple reciepe for a good time.
Alright everyone.. .
GET FUCKED
And here is an old video of mine.. to help those out with the PAIN of anal sex.
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