I SLING SHIT BACK!

Well hello Mr Pathetic....

I have a bone to pick with some fellow homosexuals.

No, I am not referring to your little dick! So get that out of your head.

I have been out for a few years now, dated guys, been in long term relationships with others and of course fucked a few, just for the sake of fucking them.

In my years of dating, loving, and or fucking there has been some issues that I have seen with the gays and the way they push themselves on or try to get with guys that are already in relationships.

Call me Crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

BUT

Saying things like....

"You're hot, to bad you have a boyfriend."

"If you and your partner ever split up, we should get together."

"We should fuck, your boyfriend will never know."

and the list goes on......

MAKES YOU ------ DRUMMMM ROLL PLEASE.....

PATHETIC!

Sorry if it feels like I am busting on your balls here, but that is exactly what I am doing. Why do guys/girls feels so compelled to make themselves available to someone who is not available. Especially when the person they are coming on to is in a healthy and happy relationship.

There are millions of single people out there, yet you want to try to sit on someones dick, who already loves and cares about someone. You are a shitty individual.

People say "well if the person in the relationship is really in love, they won't do anything." and I have a problem with that. YOU should NOT offer up your asshole, cunt, mouth or any other orifice to someone who already has someone. Or are you really that desperate to try to make two people miserable by splitting them up? And even if you succeeded in doing so, do you not think that if some other fuck comes along and offers your man, that you just stole, a life altering blow job, that he won't take it from them? Are you that fucking stupid? And if you aren't looking for anything more then just sex, why can't you find the hundreds of others on sex hook up sites that don't want relationships and are more than willing to offer you up a piece of cock for just a few short hours?

Now, if someone in a relationship approaches you and puts themselves out there.. that is still wrong, but an entirely different story. They obviously don't care about their "spouse" and even though you should still respect others relationships, who the fuck cares if they don't respect it themselves.

It comes down to this, would you, if you were in love with someone..... want some other person trying to seduce or offer themselves up to your mate? Think about it for a minute, the answer, if you are any type of sane person would be OF COURSE NOT! So why would you do that to others?

Get a grip.. a real firm grasp... of COMMON FUCKING SENSE --- You douch bag. Find your own god damn man.... and maybe.. just maybe you will be able to have a lasting relationship!

*Note -- This is in no way referring to my status updates and the craziness that goes on with them, I know its fun to joke around and I bring a lot of what is said On myself with my perverted rantings.. but I should NEVER receive nor should my partner, a private email in any form, of letting us know that you would love to be the reason to break up our relationship.

Actually NO ONE in a healthy relationship should be getting those sort of emails.

It's alright to tell someone their cute, hot, attractive, adorable..but anything much more than that is starting to cross lines, that you know your bitch ass wouldn't want someone crossing with you.

IN JESUS NAME

AMEN!

Questions --

1. Have you ever experienced this while in a relationship and what did you do?

2. If you walked in on your boyfriend cheating, what action would you take?

3. Don't ya just hate dick cheese?

HEY FAGGOT!!!!

FAGGOT!!!

High School -- It fucking sucked. No Joke about that. It sucked so bad that I dropped out my Freshmen year. I was a good student, believe it or not. My grades never fell below B's and for the most part I got along with a lot of the teachers, I just wasn't any sort of trouble maker.

It was those who decided that since their lives weren't the best, they wanted to help make mine even shitter then it already was.

I attended Clearwater Elementary, Clearwater Middle School, and then Clearwater High School From the age of 6 - 16. The District is quite small, the time I attended, the average number of graduates for a class was between 70-90. And the majority of students there start in the 1st grade and end up graduating. So I grew up with these people.

I think that is what helped me from ever getting beat up in school, to be honest. But it sure as fuck didn't stop the torment I would get.

Not everyone harassed me... they found it easier to just pretend like I didn't exist, which that hurt to, but I would prefer that over being called a faggot ANY day.

Middle school is when it started, the name calling that is, and of course a few pushes and shoves every now and then. But it wasn't too bad. Then, High School came, and with highschool, it seemed that as if people would have gotten smarter, but when they walked through the doors of Highschool for the first time they lost any brain cells that they had.

For 6 months there were about 6 or 7 guys that liked to be really shitty to me. Faggot was their favorite word, if I was within a 10 ft span of them. Pushing me around and talking down to me was just what they did best. I tried to look at it as if they were just pathetic and that their lives must suck, but it hurt. I didn't want to be gay, because I didn't want to be treated so badly, hell I never even said I was gay. they just decided that I was, and because they decided it, it was so, and that it was time to treat Matt like a Piece of shit.

One former classmate, finally pushed me to the edge of dropping out. As I sat in my acting class, waiting for the teacher to get to class, Jordan Thome began to talk his normal shit to me that he loved so much to do. I never really understood why he found it thrilling, but he did.. so sure enough he made it a point. This particular day was pretty rough though, it was a time that I actually stood up for myself and thought maybe it would end after that.

NO SUCH LUCK.

I told myself after that, if one more person called me a faggot, I was done with school.

Two weeks later... I went to the office, and told them to call my mom cause i was done with this hell hole and I am dropping out. That is what I did.

My mother was pissed.. I didn't even tell her why exactly I was dropping out. I was to ashamed. I was hurting and I needed to get away from it.

Now -- lets fast forward many years later.

Jordan Thome, the classmate that I so despised and have always thought in the back of my mind as nothing more then a piece of shit, had a horrific loss. I was friends with his sister, many years after high school and she gave me devastating news that his 19 month old daughter had passed away from a form of brain cancer.

I felt really sad that a innocent child had lost their life, I felt sympathy for my friend that had just lost her niece, but as far as Jordan, I still in my mind thought he was a horrible person.... and for a brief second, I had a HORRIBLE thought. I thought for just one second.... "KARMA" but that thought went away really quickly. I felt pretty shitty for even having a thought like that. It made me no better then him, and honestly... no matter how horrible someone treats you or anyone else for that matter.. the last thing they deserve is for their child to be ripped away from them.

Now, I did feel that a good kick to his balls was much deserving.

Recently a former teacher was posting a link asking for people to vote for something. I clicked it and it was a foundation set up in honor of Jordan's daughter Kyrie to get funding for Brain cancer that is taking the lives of so many precious children.

Instantly I voted. I then had to make the decision to try to help get votes. I know I can reach a LOT of people, and knew I would be able to help, but since it was tied to Jordan, i really had a problem with it at first. At that time I opted not to spread the word.

I went to bed that night and it was on my mind.. How shitty I was. Because this had nothing to do with what had been done to me in the past. This had to do with helping children. Precious children that deserve to live their lives. Children that had never hurt anyone before, that are getting a disease and leaving this Earth far to young.

The next day I made an Event Invite on Facebook and sent out 1000's of request to help with votes. Within two days I helped, the Kyrie foundation, go from 28th place to 16th. I am not saying I am responsible for that happening, but I think many of the votes that I sent their way sure did help!

If this foundation can make it in the top 2 on the Pepsi Web site, $250,000 will be granted to this organization.

And I want to see this happen. I want to do my part in spreading the word to everyone, WE CAN make a difference. Even if this helps save ONE child! It will be worth it.

YOU CAN HELP!!! Just by voting. Its really simple!!

1.Go to the Pepsi web page..

http://www.refresheverything.com/kyriefoundation

2. Click the VOTE button on the right.

(it will ask you to sign up with email, but you can by pass that by just clicking the connect with facebook, but once you do that you need to make sure to click the VOTE icon again to make sure it registers your vote.)

3. VOTE EVERY DAY till the 31st,

That's it. We can make this happen everyone!!! Lets help give hope to all those little children out there who are fighting to survive.

If you are gonna vote.. let me know by pushing the "LIKE" button below.

I'm Lovin' it MY WAY!

I'm Lovin' it MY WAY!

As many of you know, I happen to be in love with Cheeseburgers. I think they are one of the best things life has to offer, right behind anal sex! And we all know anal sex is OH SO MMMMMM ... hell I feel like shoving my over sized cock in a tight little rectum just thinking about it. While eating a cheeseburger... HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, this is not to offend all fast food workers, but and yes there is always a but, some of those mother fuckers are just stupid as crack whore who offers a uniformed office a blow job for 5 bucks.

I just don't get it. How fucking hard is it to read a monitor that says NO MOTHER FUCKING ONIONS??? Really. When I order my food a certain way.. that is the way I should get it. I know people make mistakes, and if it happened just ONCE in a great while I would understand, but its ALL THE FUCKING TIME! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!

So... I have made a decision. If it happens one more time, I am NO LONGER going to....

Hmmm Don't you EVEN think I was going to say "stop going". I wont ever do without my $1 dollar McDouble! HELL NAH!

What I am going to do is teach the bitch a lesson....

Next time My McDouble has Onions.. the bitch better watch herself cause this is what is gonna happen...

SO BITCH! GET MY GOD DAMN ORDER RIGHT!

"LIKE" it so I Know ya read it!

PICK YOUR FUCK FOR THE NIGHT.

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There has been many times that people have asked me. Is having anal sex safe? Will it ruin your asshole? Will your shit just fall out?

The answer....

NO!

But that is if you are only taking smaller things up your ass

SUCH AS:

DICK...

FRUITS AND VEGTABLES (excluding Melons)

Small to Medium things around the house

So as you see, these are all smaller items that can be shoved up that shit hole that wont let your asshole fall out in further time. So have at... shove all these things up your ass and don't have that worry on your mind that you will be wearing depends by the time you are 30.

They will keep that rectum look TIGHT and SWEET for those who want your BROWN EYE TREAT!

Now.. On the other hand. There are things that you might want to reconsider when finding the next thing that will go up your fuck hole....

Such as..

Sex Toys that take more than one hand to carry.

SPORTS EQUIPMENT

(Bowling Pin)

and Last but not least.

LARGE BODY PARTS

(Hand/Fist)

(Arms)

(Feet)

Now if you decide to against my advice and shove ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you can find up your MAN CUNT, then dont be bitching when you go to far and a couple brown logs fall out your hole..

So keep shoving those things up there and one day you will have your very own Grand Canyon for ALL to EXPLORE

And then... You will even be able to do magic tricks with your anus..

Like.. You know... Pushing the inner linings of it out for everyone to see!!!

Go Ahead.. Give them their Rosebud.

So there you go! Another Questioned answered by the all knowing of the anus.. MATT KANSAS!!!!

OK EVERYONE...

GET FUCKED!

HEY... make sure that you click the FOLLOW button on the right of this blog... that way.. you wont miss out on what I have to say in the future! MUAHAHHAHHA

Oh yeah.. and make sure you "LIKE" this post so I can see how many people actually read this.

TAKE IT OR RUN???

What would you do if a guy pulled his cock out and it looked like this? Would YOU demand he bottom? Or would you try to take every last inch of it??

Hey! I have a big favor to ask of everyone also.. it takes like 30 seconds to do and would be a HUGE help. You need to be on facebook to help out so if you dont have a facebook account.. nevermind.

My boyfriend entered a contest on the Binaca Breath spray facebook page. He has a chance to win and Apple IPAD. Whoever has the most likes on their pic when the contest ends on the 20th of this month wins! He is in the lead right now and we gotta keep him there.

To vote is simple.

1st - Just go to Binaca Facebook page and "LIKE" thier fan page.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/binaca?ref=ts

Then Go to his picture uploaded on their page and "LIKE" his photo.

Here is the link to his picture.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=82546&fbid=109107829147483&op=4&o=global&view=global&subj=139112998955&id=100001447994321

That's all it takes.. and you could help us out to win!!!

Thank you so much for those who take a moment to do this for me..

Work It Out! Get Thin or Muscular

Work It Out

I personally am not big into exercise, even though I wish was. I have tried, I have bought exercise tapes to follow along with at home, have joined a gym or two, and last I have tried a few of those get ripped quick schemes. I want to have a healthy body.. I want some muscles.. I just don't want to work for it.

There is one form of exercise that I can't get enough of. That method comes in the form of sex! What is better than getting to enjoy exercise? Working up a sweat and having some hard core ass banging sex! What a sweet deal. I think somehow if we could get an exercise machine that incorporated sex.. oh.. wait..

They do!! The Joy Rider Fuck Machine. Yes people! This is an actual contraption. And for the low price of $795.00 it can be all yours. Just think while you are working, flexing, and straining on your new gym equipment you can be getting your fuck hole plowed all at once. How Fucking Ingenious!! While you are squeezing your hole make sure you squeeze your abs. The harder and faster you rock.. the tighter your abs will become all while coming to an extreme orgasm.


No more of the days of working out being so difficult and boring. Nothing can really be boring if you have a cock in your hole.. right???

Now I know some of you do not have the budget for such a lavish piece of gym equipment.. so there is an alternate method you can take..

There it is. The POGO FUCK Stick. This one comes in at the low low price of just $139.00. Not only will this fuck your orifice.. tighten your abs.. build core muscles.. but it will also help in building your agility!! When you need a work out.. or a good ramming of the cunt.. you just hop on this son of a bitch and work it out!


NO MORE EXCUSES! No more laying around and being a slob. No more days of - exercise is boring. With these two products we should begin to have thinner and more built Americans.

WORK IT OUT!!!

Not always as it appears.

We all know that there are things out there that just do not seem to really be what they appear. When we see, hear, or smell something we may think it's one thing but in all actuality its something completely different.

Let me give you a couple examples....



What do you think when you see this picture? Are you thinking? Aww what a cute little trio of siblings? WRONG! You should be saying awww..what a cute family. This 13 year old boy and 15 year old girl are the proud parents of this precious little child.


Then those are those times that your HEAR your other half lean over and whisper that they love you...



In all actuality you they can't even stand you anymore and they are just trying to get some pussy for the night...





How about when you walk into someones home and you get a whiff of something that smells ohhhhhh so yummy......


Mmmmm Sugar cookies. They make your mouth water. You think Shit I just showed up at Betty Crockers just in time to eat this bitches baking!


Then you look over and what do you see? A fucking candle!



There are things that we may think are something else, when really they aren't. I know all to well that sometimes things just aren't as they "appear".


I for one am not really big on morning sex. When I am waking up it takes awhile for me to adjust to the land of the living. The last thing I want is someone rolling over and shoving a cock in my mouth at seven in the damn morning. Now, if someone wants to blow me and not expect reciprocation that is fine. They can suck my cock, lick my nipples, or shove their tongue as deep in my hole as they possibly can. That I have no issue with. Just don't make me do it back!

The problem is that when you are with someone for quite sometime you have to give in and do things you really don't want to do. Or at least you should. If you want the relationship to last for more then a week or two. If you are a slut, fine this rule doesn't apply to you.

One morning I woke up to my ex giving me a morning blow job, of course I tried to act like I was asleep even when I was awake. That way I wouldn't have to do it back. It felt pretty damn good, a moan came about and of course that just made him realize I was awake! Damn the luck!!

Now, he knows I love to eat me a hot hole - so what does he do? He swings his ass around to my face. In 69 position. He was ready for me to toss that salad.


I really prefer cereal for breakfast, but whatever. So I did my famous scratch and sniff on his asshole before I even dared to stick my tongue anywhere near it. I mean my god we just woke up and I am not about to shove my tongue in an unclean fuck box. So I licked my fingered and rubbed his little hole. Took a whiff and he luckily passed the test. His orifices was squeaky clean. Or so I thought.

Half asleep and groggy I began to lick that mancunt of his, like a true ass eating champ. Cramming my tongue deeper and deeper with each thrust of my tongue into his box. Then out of no where a smell hit me. It was sort of a rancid smell. Not exactly a shit smell, but a smell of dirty ass none the less. That turned me off. I went limp. He was confused. I told him he needed to go wash his ass. It was an awkward moment, but we had been together a few years so its easy to be honest after much time as a couple.

After he took his quick shower focusing on this little man pussy, he comes back and jumps into bed. Instead of immediately going for the cock he comes in for a kiss, which led me to sucking on his neck. Something that drove him absolutely wild. In the process of doing this the smell came back once again. I was smelling his dirty ass on his neck now!! What the hell? Why is he smelling like dirty pooper all over.

I cupped my mouth and breathed in it to get a whiff of my own breath. OHHH Sweet Jesus! I about passed out at the smell! I had the most god awful case of rank morning breath imaginable. I had never had this problem before, not sure why it was so bad, but here I was thinking his little hole was smelling of dingle berries and yesterdays enchilada! All along it was my stinking ass breath. Once I realized this, I told him I needed to pee and got up and went and brushed my teeth. I sure the hell wasn't going to tell him it was my breath that stunk. I was just going to keep letting him think his hole was NOT FUCK-A-LICIOUS!

So you see folks.. much like my bad breath things out there are not always as they seem. Before you make a quick judgment on things, make sure you know what the fuck you are talking about. No need in insulting someone or their little sausage pocket in the process. Or anyone or anything for that matter. Just know what the hell you are talking about before you say shoot of at the mouth.

TWITTER ME!!

TWITTER MY TWAT

A month ago I got a question from someone that confused me. It went a little something like this...

"Hey Matt do you have Twitter?" I replied "Umm what the fuck is Twitter? Some new STD I need to worry about, when I'm banging some hot little mangina?"

They explained to me that it was a new Social Networking that everyone was getting. I of course being the Z list internet celebrity that I am, knew I better check this shit out since it was all the craze.

So as my gay little fingers prance on the keyboard they daintily type in Twitter.com. Up pops the Main page.





So I get to the page and you really can't browse it without signing up for it. I thought hmmm.... Alright.. Well what the fuck is this used for? It looks pretty fucking stupid to me. Wait. Lookie there. A icon that reads.. Why? This button must answer the 2 dollar and 50 cent question.. Why I must have it. Lets click on it..



Under the picture a PERFECTLY Good explanation as to why you would want this wonderful service of Twitter. I am understanding now that Twitter Twat is basically used for nothing more then posting updates of your day, throughout the day. Lets look at the examples they give..

Eating soup? Research shows that moms want to know.

Seriously. My moms dreams have finally come true. I can post on this thing every time I cram something down my throat. That way she KNOWS I am eating. Just think. When I went to go eat a hot hairy ass I can post that on there too. I think she will be pretty damn happy to know I am eating my salad.

Running late to a meeting? Your co–workers might find that useful.

Yes - I think this is by far the SMARTEST thing you can use Twitter for. To post on a mass message to all your co-workers that you are running late. That salad you just tossed took a little longer to finish up, but since they all know your were munching on a hungry man hole just moments before they should have assumed you would be late anyways. I mean since you had already let them know you were doing such with the Twitter Clitter.
If you want my professional opinion, stick to calling when you are going to be late. I don't think Twitter is going to pay your bills when your twittering ass gets fired.

Partying? Your friends may want to join you.

Oh yes! Lovely. Now every Tom, Dick, and Retard that you know can show up wherever you are at any time. Since they know where you are thanks to the lovely twit who came up with Twitter. I am not sure about you but there are some people that I don't want to hang out with ALL the time. With my luck, the dickweeds that I am avoiding for the day will be the ones to show up at the hopping party I posted on Twitter. I mean this thing doesn't select who it goes to.


I really didn't see the point of all this really. Since we do have status messages on Myspace and FaceFuck -- Doh I mean Facebook (I hate facebook) Why would I need this bull shit. We also have this little thing called TEXT MESSAGE. But like the 100s of thousands of dumb fucks that have signed up for it... I joined on in. That's right if you have Twitter you are a DUMB FUCK -- Let me make it a little clearer for you..

D-U-M-B F-U-C-K

Now Yes! Don't get your over priced panties in a wad, I did it too. So I am just as much a dumb fuck as you are. It's ok. We will get through this together. I promise.

So I go ahead and sign up thinking there really has to be something more about it. Would people be so lame to just go to a website to type in a status message and read other peoples? A WHOLE WEB SITE just for status message. A ENTIRE PLACE devoted to the status on your every little movement?

I sign up and able to search people. Anyways I added Ashton should be sitting on my face Kutcher, Britney I have a vagina the size of Tennessee Spears, and some Random attention whore, to see what the hell it was about. Here ya go folks.. here is what I get...





WOW look at this. Pretty fucking exciting if I do say so myself. Ashton is obviously a major Twitter whore. I hope like hell he is using protection, so when I get my turn for him to twitter me I don't catch anything. Read some of his updates though. Are you kidding me? Really? Oh fuck yes. This is some exciting shit people. I mean if I had a pussy it would be dripping wet with excitement at this very moment.

You can also add the service to your phone so you can update everyone at any given time. Exciting I know. If you have a cunt I am kind of jealous that you are getting moist. Though I have a little precum linger on the head of my cock right now just thinking about how "sick" Twitter is.

What I have decided to do is basically give you all a run down of what I would post on my Twitter if I was a frequent user of the service.

Here is my Saturday...

7:25 AM - Rolled my ass out of bed, my dick was hard as fuck because I need to take my morning piss. I hate getting these damn false hard-ons. When I got up to the bathroom I couldn't get the shit to go down so I got a little urine on the toilet seat. I left it for my sister to sit in.

7:35 AM - I am sitting on the porch right now, drinking my morning pop and smoking a wake up cigarette. It's chilly out here. I think my left testicle is forming an icicle on it. Once I get inside I will check on that and let you know. Oh btw a blue car just drove by.

7:45AM - NOPE No Icicle.

8:30AM - MOM!! I am eating OATMEAL. mmm This cheap shit taste like dirty ass. It's healthy though. Oh well it was till I added a pound of sugar to it.

9:15 AM- Hey everyone! Just sitting here on the toilet taking a real big shit. It think my shit has a few nuts in it. I mean it feels like its scarping my rectum walls as it falls ever so gracefully into the bowl. Oh and the first log that I squeezed out of my ass was fucking HUGE that shit splashed me when it hit the water. Toilet water is sooo cold.

10:30 AM - Hey all check out my status message on myspace and facebook.

10:45 AM- Oh so many comments to reply to. My ass is so sore from sitting in this damn computer chair. Oh and I have this retched nose hair I can't seem to get the fuck out. Why do I have more nose hairs then hairs on my head?

11:30AM - Going to go Make lunch now.

12:15AM - Just got done with lunch. Tuna sandwich. Its like slapping some pussy between two pieces of bread! Gotta love a quick lunch. Alright I am going to nap.

5:00 PM- Damn! I just woke up. I must have been really tired. Or maybe the 6 sleeping pills I took kicked in. I woke up in a sticky mess. I had another wet dream. I am not changing my underwear though. Just gonna sit in it till I shower later. No need in dirtying 2 pair of underwear in one day. Though this shit is tugging on my pubes.. like seriously.

6:00 PM- Well here I am again. Taking another shit. That tuna sandwich shot straight to my pooper. This time its a little mushy. Its going to take extra toilet paper for this one. Alright -- gonna shower after i am done.

7:30 PM- Well I just got out of the shower. Though I must tell you all. I didn't realize that I was out of toilet paper. Thank God I was jumping in the shower. I will tell you this.. When I was cleaning my ass it looked like a mudslide doing down my leg. Ok going to get ready to go out.. Peace

9:00 PM- I am driving to the city. Ready to get my groove on. I didn't eat dinner because I want to get drunk for cheaper. I know I am a classy gal. Oh I sure hope I find some sex tonight. I am long over due. a;o0s9d fknwmenf. Oh shit sorry about that. I just ran over a dog. Oh well. Keep on truckin!

10:45PM- I am here at the club! Woodys! Man! Where are all the hot guys at. Shit my dick needs to get up in some HOLE! You know what I mean! WOOT! Oh I am starting on my 3rd drink.

12:20 AM- OUh Mna. ima piissin rite now. I am soooooooooooooo fukd up guys its like man im having a good time. Oh ya n i met a dude. wish me luk


2:15AM - He is suugking my c0ck rite now as I upstate you all with my stauts!! OMG im bout to cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

3:00 AM- MOM!! I just got done having a salad.



I guess I passed out after that. So yeah. This is my day in the life with my Twitter.

This has got to be one of the the most moronic ideas they came up with for a social network. Seriously people. Who the fuck cares what people are doing every fucking minute of the day. Its this really neceassry? Do you think your life is soooooooooooo fucking special that everyone NEEDS to know that how exciting you really are NOT!

I get why celebritys do it. I really do. People hang on their every word and thought. It's part of publicty. Regular folk like me and you though? Who the fuck cares!! Seriously. If you want to update people.. call them.. text them.. or update your fucking status message on facebook or myspace. You can access that shit from your phone too.

It just all seems so stupid to me. Normally I don't like to offend people but if you are a twitter head and this offended you.. well cry me a fucking river. I may throw you a life jacket when you start to drown. Or maybe not. We will see

By the way.. if you want to follow me on Twitter.
http://twitter.com/MattKansas

You will love the one and only message I have on there. HA!