There has been many times that people have asked me. Is having anal sex safe? Will it ruin your asshole? Will your shit just fall out?
But that is if you are only taking smaller things up your ass
FRUITS AND VEGTABLES (excluding Melons)
Small to Medium things around the house
So as you see, these are all smaller items that can be shoved up that shit hole that wont let your asshole fall out in further time. So have at... shove all these things up your ass and don't have that worry on your mind that you will be wearing depends by the time you are 30.
They will keep that rectum look TIGHT and SWEET for those who want your BROWN EYE TREAT!
Now.. On the other hand. There are things that you might want to reconsider when finding the next thing that will go up your fuck hole....
Sex Toys that take more than one hand to carry.
and Last but not least.
LARGE BODY PARTS
Now if you decide to against my advice and shove ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you can find up your MAN CUNT, then dont be bitching when you go to far and a couple brown logs fall out your hole..
So keep shoving those things up there and one day you will have your very own Grand Canyon for ALL to EXPLORE
And then... You will even be able to do magic tricks with your anus..
Like.. You know... Pushing the inner linings of it out for everyone to see!!!
Go Ahead.. Give them their Rosebud.
So there you go! Another Questioned answered by the all knowing of the anus.. MATT KANSAS!!!!
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